YO MOMA JOKES

[+] Yo moma so stupid that she puts her lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!

[+] Your mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

[+] Your momma is so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

[+] Yo moma is so old, she even knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

[+] Yo mama is so flat that she is even jealous of a book!

 

Short blonde Jokes

[+] Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

[+] Why did the blonde jump around full excitment after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?
Because the box said: 2-4 years!

[+] A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband as a gift.
The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.
It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"
She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"

[+] Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!

[+] A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom “I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.”
Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.
Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.”

[+] Why did the blonde tip-toe slowly past the medicine cabinet?
Hello, duh! Because she did not want to wake up the sleeping pills!

[+] What did the blonde think when she did the test and found out she was pregnant?
Oh dear.... I wonder if it is mine?

[+] Why do blondes always have the biggest boobs in the sixth grade??
Because they are at least 18 by then.

Other short Jokes

[+] People tell me: I am a nobody. But I also read that nobody is perfect. So I guess that I am perfect.

[+] What is the difference between a snowman and a snowlady?
Snowballs!

[+] My mother had morning sickness, not during pregnancy but after I was born.

[+] My father thinks I am so uggly that he kept the picture of the kid who came with his new wallet.

[+] Yesterday I was strawling through the woods when I saw 2 rabbits and one was standing in front of a candle. He was making shadows of people on a tree.

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